I AM: what I am.
I WANT: to lose 4 inches of fat from my waist and belly.
I WISH: for a year off.
I HATE: arrogance and willful blindness. But generally, hate’s a waste of time.
I MISS: the playfulness of youth. But not its naivete.
I FEAR: dark shadows and suspect noises when I’m alone in the house.
I HEAR: too little silence.
I WONDER: if I’ll ever free myself from childhood induced anxieties.
I REGRET: my limited ability to love.
I AM NOT: an animal.
I DANCE: self-conciously, unless I’ve had a few.
I SING: songs from the set list of my imaginary lounge act.
I CRY: at movies. All of them. Even the funny ones. Sometimes, even during previews.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: anything. Too changeable.
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: a safe place to seek comfort.
I WRITE: compulsively.
I CONFUSE: jumbalaya and gumbo.
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